"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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