its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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