McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
