I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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