But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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