Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I want a musical about memes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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