spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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