nut hugger
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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