Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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