i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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