is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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