idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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