): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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