remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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