bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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