Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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