arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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