How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
