Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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