Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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