found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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