If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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