Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
then he tried to convert me to islam
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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