just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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