Buhtt sex?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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