Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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