Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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