i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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