I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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