If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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