I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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