i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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