It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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