My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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