I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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