also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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