dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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