No, you can still breathe under the balls.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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