So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He shit in the fireplace
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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