508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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