We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
smell my finger.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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