Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
