Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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