Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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