Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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