Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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