matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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