i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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