we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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