Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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