Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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