Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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